Buying the Cow, I want to Marry Ryan Banks, and Toddlers and Tiaras

"I'm so hung over right now that I think I'd be considered drunk anyways."

7pm has been declared an acceptable bedtime. It's currently 5:05, and Sid and I are struggling to make it.
The topic on the turn table today is Toddlers and Tiaras.
Heather declares that this is white trash. Lady on the tv brags about the family and community bonding.
Grandpa's going to teach a seven year old how to shake it.

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