Gulp

Let's be quick about this, because I have very little time before ballet.

"Gulp, heart attack, diarrhea."
Do you remember this from comp the other day?
This spoke to me, and made me wonder: why is it that so many events in your life make you want to gulp, heart attack diarrhea? Why can't we take, even the chaotic, with more ease? This is my goal. My reactions will now end with the gulp and don't make there way under my ribs for that awful heart leaping out of you chest and dragging on the floor sort of feeling. I certainly am going to try to not let anything except for perhaps my alcohol consumption effect my bowels.

I drank a large glass of wine and watched "I am Sam" alone in my bed last night.
Don't judge me.