Umbrella. My Umbrella.

"A negative is thirsty..."

When did suspenders hit the hay, anyway? Don't we all need our pants held up? I've been using my sweat pants draw, but it creates an unwanted home boy slump. I hate the home boy slump.
Now let's stop eating ice and bitch slapping, because millionaire matchmaker is on, and so is taking the stage. And Heather Smith's got her umbrella all fucked up but nobody cares because so-and-so is crying about not being memorized.

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